Me: mmm… junk food…
Teki: :P Piggy XD
Me: xD yes
Me: can’t stop chewing
Me: @_@ I need to exercise
Teki: XD Run in circles in your dorm
Me: xD
Me: I’d kill myself running into everything
Teki: XD
Teki: I can totally picture that
Me: lol
Me: tripping over my roommate’s rug
Me: and head hits the sink
Me: xD
Teki: XD Falls into computer
Me: lol
Me: dies
Me: blood spurts everywhere
Teki: :D And that is why exercise is bad!
Me: yes xD
Me: dikfore?
Ross: yes.
Ross: do you not get it?
Me: no
Ross: k
Ross: random girl w/nipples sticking out of her shirt
Ross: is wearing it
Ross: *(see picture)
Me: I saw the picture…
Ross: and some guy’s thinking to himself
Ross: “wtf? dikfore?”
Me: oh…
Ross: so he asks her “O_o… what’s a dikfore?”
Me: oh
Ross: xD
Me: that’s lame
Ross: to which the most common answer is, “this.” followed by doing a variety of things
Me: peeing, I’m assuming
Ross: >_> how would she make the guy pee?
Me: I don’t know, but that’s what its for…
Me: kick him in the bladder
Ross: =P uh huh, you’d like, kill the joke
Me: well… but…
Me: :/
Ross: xD what?
Me: that’s what its for
Ross: lol sure, but that’s not what like, random nipple-sticking-out-of-shirt girl would say probably
Ross: “oh its for peeing”
Ross: “glad you asked!”
[On the subject of marriage and divorce]
Wife: I meane it’s not like buying a house where you can just
Wife: sell it :/
Me: lol
Wife: and get a new one
Me: marriage = buying a house xD
Wife: yes
Me: sell your wife and get a new one xP
Wife: its an investment
Wife: >3
Wife: yessss
Wife: wait
Me: lol
Wife: you don’t get anything for it
Wife: D:
Wife: if you sold a house
Wife: you’d get money
Wife: but if you sold your wife
Wife: you have to pay
Wife: anyways
Wife: >_>
Me: xD you die?
Me: your wife comes back and shoots you
Wife: if you don’t get your stuff cut off
Wife: yes
Wife: that too
Me: lol
Me: god damnit
Me: where the hell are these ladybugs coming from?!
Me: ad;lkjfwae;oht;oajewf;oihaewt;oijaewt
Me: rawr
Teki: O_O
Me: I’ve seen three already
Teki: Send them in people’s xmas cards
Me: unless if its the same one
Me: lol
Me: smoosh them in the cards?
Me: “God told me to”
Teki: YES
Teki: I mean, if it’s a religious thing, they’ll understand
Me: er
Me: …
Me: I got one to get on a piece of paper
Me: and was so preoccupied with trying to keep it on the paper while taking it outside
Me: that I forgot I had headphones on
Me: and WHAM
Me: …
Me: because music totally plays automatically in my head
Teki: XDDD
Teki: You have a theme song for life
Me: lol
Me: it follows me everywhere
Me: <3
Ross: <3
Me: <33
Ross: <333
Me: <33333
Ross: <333333
Me: <3333333333333 * 10000
Ross: <3.33333333333333 x 10^95
Me: <3.3?
Ross: (scientific notation [<3.3 x 10^1 = <33])
Me: [you fail at life]